Curse

darkdragon99 · Feb 16, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12

"i pity any cop that comes in this bar"
*sits in the middle of the bar with my GAU-8/A Avenger *
"you'll never take us alive coppers"

I pwnd U · Feb 17, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07

"ummm ok im lazy and im just gonna let dark do all the cleaning up since hes the best at it." *sips beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

*eats a peanut*

*screwdriver*

I pwnd U · Feb 17, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

*screwdrivers screws into the floor*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 17, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03

*goes out the back door and see a tank sitting there*
"hmm, thats a bit random, but I'll take it"
*gets in the tank and rolls around the corner of the bar. The cops see the tank and wonder why the army is here. I fire. they aren't wondering anymore*
*plows through one of the walls and shoots Doc into oblivion. plants lots of C4 into the tank and gets out. Sits down and drinks beer and detonates the C4 destroying the tank*
*shoots a rat*

vampiric bunnies · Feb 17, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

take out two breach loaders and threatens to shoot the vodka

Two April Mornings · Feb 17, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27

*shoots bunnies for empty threats*

Doc Holliday · Feb 17, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13

*returns from oblivion with a t-shirt for himself and souveniers for everyone else*

*gives paul a pangalactic gargleblaster drink*(drink is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon)

*opens suitcase full of them and says "they are on the house"*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 17, 2006, 04:32 AM // 04:32

"YAY!!!!! Ok Doc has moved up to fairly decent status in my book for bringing Pan Galatic Gargle Blasters and a homage to my bible "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". One day he may be a cool frood like some of us but he's moved up to 'doesn't suck' for now.

LOL ya know I'm playing Doc...
Frood, I love getting my brains smashed out with lemon slices." * downs 2 PGGB's @ once then proceeds into a coma......

Wrath Of Dragons · Feb 17, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

*peeks around corner into bar* Thinks to self: "Idiots"
*throws beer stein at Paul Mahdi and runs away* *evil giggle*

Doc Holliday · Feb 17, 2006, 06:20 AM // 06:20

"I am pleased to find another believer in the GUIDE as long as u read it and didnt jus watch the movie like a wuss."

*teaches bartender how to make PGGB's so that we can have them all the time*

*forces another PGGB down ensaba's throat to take him outa the coma*

*lays his every handy towel on the ground*

*downs 3 PGGB's and goes into a coma in ensaba's place and falls unconcious on his towel*

**small trickle of blood comes out of ear**

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 08:28 AM // 08:28

*the real army with 1000 tanks and 5000 trucks carrying 50,000 men comes along after the police have been defeated*
*they smash the door of the bar down with ease*
*tank starts firing through the door as soldiers pour in*
*'Bring it on! I'm anything-proof'!*
*grabs a handaxe from the wall and charges into the fray*
*takes out 500 men in one swing*

darkdragon99 · Feb 17, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45

*opens fire and destroys all the tanks killing every man in the way*
*the army starts running away seeing they are out gunned*

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48

*grabs a running soldier*
*'Oh no ya don't'*
*cuts off his arms and legs, then throws him into the hundreds of retreating soldiers, causing them to scream and panic*
*charges into the retreating soldiers, madly swinging axe*
*kills a few thousand*
*'YEHAAAA! Cmon guys stop sitting in the bar come kill some!'*

darkdragon99 · Feb 17, 2006, 08:58 AM // 08:58

"hey king you better watch it you can die out there"

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25

'No I can't, I have anything-proof skin!'

Ensabah Nur · Feb 17, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30

Well see I bought this genuine leather bound compendium of The Guide "Trilogy" about 15 years ago and have read all 6 stories several times(The 5 books and the bonus "Young Zaphod Plays it Safe"), I also have the original BBC stuff Audio and Video and the wife is still getting accustomed to me having my towel nearby everywhere we go(I do leave it in the car at public or family functions as a courtesy).
P.S. I do own the movie and the comic books too.

Oh dang he probably didn't read that as he's in a coma.....maybe some Vogon reading poetry to him will snap him out of it?..or kill him.

*Heads back to Veranda to roast another pig(now that my geekiness has been exposed LMAO)......

I pwnd U · Feb 17, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17

"ummmmmm right...." *sips beer shots doc, sips beer*

darkdragon99 · Feb 17, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19

*shoots doc in the eye*

Symeon · Feb 17, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35

*finishes killing all the soldiers, piles them up and dances on top of the pile*
*runs back into the bar*
*ducks to the right to avoid a flying bottle*
*what am I doing, I'm anything-proof!*
*strolls happily through the bar, taking no notice of the bottles, glasses, punches and bullets coming at him*
*boy this is fun*
*grabs a bottle of 'PGGB' and pours it all over face so it runs down into mouth*
*does the same with 3 more bottles*
*goes psycho*
*runs around the bar wielding a chairleg*
*trips over a rat*
*passes out*